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Mae lovin’ the beach! (Taken with instagram)

Sun, 20 May 2012 10:25:51 -0400

Mae lovin’ the beach! (Taken with instagram)

Vacation start: Only thirteen hours to go! (Taken with...

Sat, 19 May 2012 00:53:41 -0400

Vacation start: Only thirteen hours to go! (Taken with instagram)

I'd like to congratulate Facebook

Fri, 18 May 2012 16:14:49 -0400

On making absolutely no progress on Wall Street today. Great first day guys!

Chin up and what not.

Bend at the waist.

lifeaquatic: I googled “Nazi film propaganda” after seeing this...

Fri, 18 May 2012 15:57:23 -0400

lifeaquatic:

I googled “Nazi film propaganda” after seeing this gif.

38.00

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Weekend plans:

Fri, 18 May 2012 14:07:45 -0400

rbateson:

1. Be drunk
2. Be outside
3.

*Next week plans. VACATION

"I don’t know whether Barack Obama was born in the United States of America. But I do know this, that..."

Fri, 18 May 2012 14:03:41 -0400

“I don’t know whether Barack Obama was born in the United States of America. But I do know this, that in his heart, he’s not an American. He’s just not an American.”

- Rep. Mike Coffman (R-Colorado), speaking to supporters. Coffman later said he “misspoke.”

Seriously, why don’t these guys just buy one of our mugs?

(via barackobama)

This just in, there is a mug with Pres. Obama’s Birth Certificate on it!

entertainmentweekly: There’s a movie based on Battleship — so...

Fri, 18 May 2012 13:26:17 -0400

entertainmentweekly:

There’s a movie based on Battleship — so why not adapt any of these 12 board games as well?

We put together a dozen fake posters for board game movies we’d like to see — as well as plot summaries and casting suggestions for each flick. (For Connect 4: “In Connect III, Reg Caldwell pulled one last job and thought he was out of the life for good. He was wrong. Again. With only four bullets in the chamber, he takes on syndicate boss Milton Bradley (William Fitchner), who has kidnapped Caldwell’s sister. Luckily, sis (Gina Carano) is known to be pretty sneaky herself.”)

All of these sound better than Battleship.

quo·tid·i·an

Fri, 18 May 2012 13:17:43 -0400

I learned a new word today.

Photo

Fri, 18 May 2012 13:13:33 -0400

"It’s a total disaster because the stock is trading right at the IPO price,” said Francis Gaskins,..."

Fri, 18 May 2012 13:03:39 -0400

““It’s a total disaster because the stock is trading right at the IPO price,” said Francis Gaskins, editor of IPOdesktop.com in Marina del Rey. “They didn’t want that in a million years. A traditional IPO is up 10% or 15%.””

amandavackrinos replied to your post: Very, very poor reporting. I’m pretty sure its hard to buy FB...

Fri, 18 May 2012 12:59:13 -0400

amandavackrinos replied to your post: Very, very poor reporting.

I’m pretty sure its hard to buy FB stock. From what I have heard you can only get it if you have a managed account through Wells Fargo or Morgan Stanley. Self managed portfolios aren’t eligible.

Hmm…lucky me then. I still wouldn’t bother. Wells Fargo can keep their shares.

barackobama: All the cool kids are doing it. Reblogging for...

Fri, 18 May 2012 12:52:08 -0400

barackobama:

All the cool kids are doing it.

Reblogging for the tag #things the cool kids are doing

seanscheidt replied to your post: Apparently late to the game… this is not unusual for an...

Fri, 18 May 2012 11:45:20 -0400

seanscheidt replied to your post: Apparently late to the game…

this is not unusual for an IPO

Of course, but I am hoping the trend sticks. They just wont drop below 40 though…

Apparently late to the game...

Fri, 18 May 2012 11:38:07 -0400

Facebook spiked to $43.10 after open, so it has now dropped $3.10. 7% drop in a matter of minutes.

I just watched facebook stock drop $2 in 5 minutes.

Fri, 18 May 2012 11:36:47 -0400

Granted that was after a $4 spike after trading started.

The only meme I may ever post.

Fri, 18 May 2012 11:06:03 -0400

The only meme I may ever post.

Very, very poor reporting.

Fri, 18 May 2012 10:19:00 -0400

You would think with such a well covered IPO every article about Facebook (NASDAQ:FB) would be including the symbol in the first sentence, like every other finance article up to this point in history. Apparently reporters don’t feel the same way about Facebook as they do other public companies, as it took me three separate articles, the fifth paragraph in the third, to locate their symbol.

PS: I will not be buying stock in Facebook.

PPS: I will most likely regret this decision when Facebook makes trading stock social in 2015.

Oh my god, if only cows would go vegan they could avoid this...

Fri, 18 May 2012 09:46:36 -0400

Oh my god, if only cows would go vegan they could avoid this terrible fate! I wonder if parallels can be drawn to humans. Someone should research this.

"Originally Tesla wanted to be a poet, but after getting zapped by static electricity from his kitty..."

Fri, 18 May 2012 09:45:40 -0400

“Originally Tesla wanted to be a poet, but after getting zapped by static electricity from his kitty he was inspired to study the effects of electricity. One could vaguely construe that Tesla’s cat was responsible for the second industrial revolution, which arguably makes it the most awesome cat who ever lived.”

- The Oatmeal - Why Nikola Tesla was the greatest geek who ever lived (via crookedindifference)

Read this whole thing! READ IT.

(“Being Batshit Insane”)

mynameisabi: Tumblr...

Fri, 18 May 2012 08:59:10 -0400

mynameisabi:

Tumblr Crushes:

cancerninja

nicenfroosh

amandavackrinos

hennnypotter

thenortheasterner

iezebel

spiritguide

lower

mudratmark

HEY LOOK AT ME I AM ACTUALLY COOL FOR ONCE! THIS IS UNREAL!