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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>Oh hey. The opposite of Heyer is lower.</description><title>lower</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @lower)</generator><link>http://lower.brandonheyer.com/</link><item><title>rabidweasels:

the less said about this douchebag, the...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyw6upomxV1qi9b0jo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rabidweasels.tumblr.com/post/17057779400/the-less-said-about-this-douchebag-the-better"&gt;rabidweasels&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;the less said about this douchebag, the better.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Hey hey, I have an idea, lets talk about the douchebag that is winning caucuses like he bought out businesses and is going to be running against this douchebag, and then you can tell me where the douchebaggery conversation should exist.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://lower.brandonheyer.com/post/17078432651</link><guid>http://lower.brandonheyer.com/post/17078432651</guid><pubDate>Sun, 05 Feb 2012 01:08:35 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Give me.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyuktckc5b1qhyhkoo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Give me.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://lower.brandonheyer.com/post/17019369735</link><guid>http://lower.brandonheyer.com/post/17019369735</guid><pubDate>Sat, 04 Feb 2012 01:37:38 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>oncepure:

I’m starting to collect mugs…which was an accident. I...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lypqxzIjbJ1qzafhpo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://oncepure.tumblr.com/post/16860731213/im-starting-to-collect-mugs-which-was-an"&gt;oncepure&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I’m starting to collect mugs…which was an accident. I sort of fell in love with all and any mugs I can get my hands on. These are in my top 5 must haves (:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Such a nice set of hooters.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://lower.brandonheyer.com/post/16863251459</link><guid>http://lower.brandonheyer.com/post/16863251459</guid><pubDate>Wed, 01 Feb 2012 09:02:26 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>cameraeverywhere:

Gimlet on Flickr.

Noms!</title><description>&lt;img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lync2tKJXB1r8g6joo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cameraeverywhere.com/post/16805129744/gimlet-on-flickr"&gt;cameraeverywhere&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/b_heyer/6793799655/" title="Gimlet"&gt;Gimlet&lt;/a&gt; on Flickr.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Noms!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://lower.brandonheyer.com/post/16805142588</link><guid>http://lower.brandonheyer.com/post/16805142588</guid><pubDate>Mon, 30 Jan 2012 23:50:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Been going through some of my Steam Winter Sale purchases...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Binding of Isaac&lt;/strong&gt;: Quick and fun WTF game&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Blur: &lt;/strong&gt;Mario Kart with real vehicles &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Bullet Storm:&lt;/strong&gt; FPS with kicking&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Solar 2: &lt;/strong&gt;…Insaniquarium with planets&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://lower.brandonheyer.com/post/16786782831</link><guid>http://lower.brandonheyer.com/post/16786782831</guid><pubDate>Mon, 30 Jan 2012 18:58:59 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>treebones:

abbigshmail:

Academy Award Nominee Melissa...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxsz3jZSUW1qa2szuo1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxsz3jZSUW1qa2szuo2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxsz3jZSUW1qa2szuo3_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxsz3jZSUW1qa2szuo4_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxsz3jZSUW1qa2szuo5_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxsz3jZSUW1qa2szuo6_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxsz3jZSUW1qa2szuo7_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxsz3jZSUW1qa2szuo8_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxsz3jZSUW1qa2szuo9_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://treebones.tumblr.com/post/16775305204/abbigshmail-academy-award-nominee-melissa"&gt;treebones&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://abbigshmail.tumblr.com/post/16772632387/academy-award-nominee-melissa-mccarthy-fuck"&gt;abbigshmail&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Academy Award Nominee Melissa McCarthy.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Fuck yeah.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;She so deserves that.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The &lt;strong&gt;ONLY&lt;/strong&gt; good part about that movie.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://lower.brandonheyer.com/post/16775371431</link><guid>http://lower.brandonheyer.com/post/16775371431</guid><pubDate>Mon, 30 Jan 2012 15:54:45 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>In which I become a savage animal</title><description>&lt;p&gt;…when opening a bag of Trader Joe’s Popcorn with Olive Oil.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://lower.brandonheyer.com/post/16768055720</link><guid>http://lower.brandonheyer.com/post/16768055720</guid><pubDate>Mon, 30 Jan 2012 13:18:46 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>HHS Birth Control Mandate Is Not Like Requiring Vegan Stores To...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lymhtaCxGK1qzysl7o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://blisstree.com/live/hhs-birth-control-mandate-is-not-like-requiring-vegan-store-owners-to-sell-beef-986/"&gt;HHS Birth Control Mandate Is Not Like Requiring Vegan Stores To Sell Beef&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(best ever)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://lower.brandonheyer.com/post/16767117314</link><guid>http://lower.brandonheyer.com/post/16767117314</guid><pubDate>Mon, 30 Jan 2012 12:55:58 -0500</pubDate><category>religion</category></item><item><title>Catholics hear anti-Obama letter in church</title><description>&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;The U.S. Department of Health and Human Services announced last week that almost all employers, including Catholic employers, will be forced to offer their employees’ health coverage that includes sterilization, abortion-inducing drugs, and contraception. Almost all health insurers will be forced to include those “services” in the health policies they write. And almost all individuals will be forced to buy that coverage as a part of their policies.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;In so ruling, the Obama Administration has cast aside the First Amendment to the Constitution of the United States, denying to Catholics our Nation’s first and most fundamental freedom, that of religious liberty. And as a result, unless the rule is overturned, we Catholics will be compelled to either violate our consciences, or to drop health coverage for our employees (and suffer the penalties for doing so). The Obama Administration’s sole concession was to give our institutions one year to comply.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;This is the biggest misconceived analysis of what the first amendment allows since the penning of said amendment. How do you not have your religious liberty? Art thou not worshiping when you want, where you want, how you want?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt; If your business is a religious one (re: Church) and you employ religious types (re: Priests) then you are most likely exempt. If you are a fast food joint (re: Chik Fil A) and you employ various denominations of people (re: Not priests) then you shouldn’t expect your employees to 1: Have the same beliefs as you 2: be forced to have the same beliefs as you (sounds like a possible application of said interpretation of said amendment) 3: be descriminated in any fashion for said differing beliefs. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;Welcome to the World of the Real, where there IS a separation of Church and State and having health insurance providers include contraceptive / other uteri related coverage has ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH WHETHER OR NOT YOU BELIEVE SOME GUY NAMED JESUS DIED A MARTYR FOR YOUR SINS. And all of this, just so Sue who was raped by one of your bigot parish members can’t get an abortion but he can be guaranteed entrance through those pearly gates. Or, impoverished Megan, who medically needs birth control, has to cut deeper into her pockets so she doesn’t suffer, just so you can sleep at night knowing she has to remain abstinent if she doesn’t want kids. You and your type are a disgrace to spirituality.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;That is all.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://lower.brandonheyer.com/post/16766891859</link><guid>http://lower.brandonheyer.com/post/16766891859</guid><pubDate>Mon, 30 Jan 2012 12:50:00 -0500</pubDate><category>religion</category><category>obamacare</category><category>oh god we're gonna die</category></item><item><title>reuters:

…establish a new headquarters and draw attention...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lykycadVJj1qmaoalo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://reuters.tumblr.com/post/16719950104/more-than-400-anti-wall-street-protesters-were"&gt;reuters&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;…establish a new headquarters and draw attention to the problem of homelessness. [REUTERS/Photo: Stephen Lam/Article: Emmett Berg]&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Read more: &lt;a href="http://www.reuters.com/article/2012/01/29/us-oakland-protests-idUSTRE80S00520120129"&gt;Arrests in Oakland protest rise to more than 400&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;APPARENTLY THE OCCUPY MOVEMENT IS ABOUT HOMELESSNESS NOW! (That is what happens when you spend months camped outside and protesting everything instead of “getting a job” [I know it is shallow and not that easy, but at this point, that really is all that is coming of any of this])&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://lower.brandonheyer.com/post/16764194653</link><guid>http://lower.brandonheyer.com/post/16764194653</guid><pubDate>Mon, 30 Jan 2012 11:40:43 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>The Blue Berries in...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Yoplain’s Mountain Blueberry Original Yogurt are like little balls of leather and seeds. Practically choking them down here. :-|&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://lower.brandonheyer.com/post/16763944682</link><guid>http://lower.brandonheyer.com/post/16763944682</guid><pubDate>Mon, 30 Jan 2012 11:33:57 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Oh my ovaries. Look at all those cute little Koreans just prime...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lymacy1uKK1qzysl7o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Oh my ovaries. Look at all those cute little Koreans just prime for the picking (and brainwashing).&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://lower.brandonheyer.com/post/16761298930</link><guid>http://lower.brandonheyer.com/post/16761298930</guid><pubDate>Mon, 30 Jan 2012 10:14:58 -0500</pubDate><category>north korean</category><category>kim jong un</category><category>politics</category></item><item><title>I’ve never seen a group of more attractive men. Especially...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyma8jiYQS1qzysl7o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I’ve never seen a group of more attractive men. Especially Ron Paul. Look at how sexy he is. And don’t even get me started on Rick Santorum or Newt.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Mitt just sort of looks like Nixon in this photo though, could someone replace Mitt with Kittens?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://lower.brandonheyer.com/post/16761224152</link><guid>http://lower.brandonheyer.com/post/16761224152</guid><pubDate>Mon, 30 Jan 2012 10:12:19 -0500</pubDate><category>republicans</category><category>politics</category></item><item><title>cameraeverywhere:

Empire on Flickr.
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lykxgmsWRW1r8g6joo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cameraeverywhere.com/post/16724569507/empire-on-flickr"&gt;cameraeverywhere&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/b_heyer/6784815405/" title="Empire"&gt;Empire&lt;/a&gt; on Flickr.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://lower.brandonheyer.com/post/16761117662</link><guid>http://lower.brandonheyer.com/post/16761117662</guid><pubDate>Mon, 30 Jan 2012 10:08:39 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>ashesweallfalldown:

tyleroakley:

I usually hate street...</title><description>&lt;span id="video_player_16760932130"&gt;[&lt;a href="http://www.adobe.com/shockwave/download/download.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash" target="_blank"&gt;Flash 10&lt;/a&gt; is required to watch video.]&lt;/span&gt;&lt;script type="text/javascript"&gt;renderVideo("video_player_16760932130",'http://lower.brandonheyer.com/video_file/16760932130/tumblr_lyll8ku7Qa1r5k1d9',400,225,'poster=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_lyll8ku7Qa1r5k1d9_frame1.jpg,http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_lyll8ku7Qa1r5k1d9_frame2.jpg,http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_lyll8ku7Qa1r5k1d9_frame3.jpg,http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_lyll8ku7Qa1r5k1d9_frame4.jpg,http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_lyll8ku7Qa1r5k1d9_frame5.jpg')&lt;/script&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ashesweallfalldown.tumblr.com/post/16757511198/tyleroakley-i-usually-hate-street-performers"&gt;ashesweallfalldown&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tyleroakley.tumblr.com/post/16753234366/i-usually-hate-street-performers-unless-theyre"&gt;tyleroakley&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I usually hate street performers.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Unless they’re good.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Like this guy. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Amazing.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This would be &lt;a href="http://www.facebook.com/violin2003"&gt;Bryson Andres&lt;/a&gt;. (Don’t worry, I fixed the attribution for the 10k+ notes post).&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://lower.brandonheyer.com/post/16760932130</link><guid>http://lower.brandonheyer.com/post/16760932130</guid><pubDate>Mon, 30 Jan 2012 10:02:14 -0500</pubDate><category>bryson andres</category></item><item><title>This is how I get into bed</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://legallyblindobservations.tumblr.com/post/16740247780/this-is-how-i-get-into-bed"&gt;legallyblindobservations&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img height="281" src="http://i.imgur.com/U5qZW.gif" width="500"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Except with more hair and less pants.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I probably watched this for five minutes too long.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://lower.brandonheyer.com/post/16747501046</link><guid>http://lower.brandonheyer.com/post/16747501046</guid><pubDate>Mon, 30 Jan 2012 00:18:23 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>cameraeverywhere:

Tony’s on Flickr.
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lykxmkNE3R1r8g6joo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cameraeverywhere.com/post/16734905743/tonys-on-flickr"&gt;cameraeverywhere&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/b_heyer/6784820573/" title="Tony's"&gt;Tony’s&lt;/a&gt; on Flickr.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://lower.brandonheyer.com/post/16746619593</link><guid>http://lower.brandonheyer.com/post/16746619593</guid><pubDate>Sun, 29 Jan 2012 23:59:46 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>cameraeverywhere:

Backside on Flickr.
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lykxj8jGS41r8g6joo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cameraeverywhere.com/post/16729755724/backside-on-flickr"&gt;cameraeverywhere&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/b_heyer/6784817571/" title="Backside"&gt;Backside&lt;/a&gt; on Flickr.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://lower.brandonheyer.com/post/16746606373</link><guid>http://lower.brandonheyer.com/post/16746606373</guid><pubDate>Sun, 29 Jan 2012 23:59:29 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>cameraeverywhere:

Portal on Flickr.
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lykxfi8LOu1r8g6joo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cameraeverywhere.com/post/16726031175/portal-on-flickr"&gt;cameraeverywhere&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/b_heyer/6784813003/" title="Portal"&gt;Portal&lt;/a&gt; on Flickr.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://lower.brandonheyer.com/post/16727818676</link><guid>http://lower.brandonheyer.com/post/16727818676</guid><pubDate>Sun, 29 Jan 2012 19:02:54 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Ballin’.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxmtgvBJWG1qegy8do1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Ballin’.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://lower.brandonheyer.com/post/16725726239</link><guid>http://lower.brandonheyer.com/post/16725726239</guid><pubDate>Sun, 29 Jan 2012 18:30:03 -0500</pubDate></item></channel></rss>

