MAN HE PLACED DAT SUN AT SUCH A PERFECT LOCATION WHEN HE MADE ALL THOSE STARS IN THE SKY. PRAISE BABY JESUS!
Have you ever thought about Genesis? Like REALLY thought about it. He made day and night, but it was confusing as shit because there weren’t any stars, so he made some stars to clear things up.
That’s what you should be thankful for. God made some stars so your head didn’t implode because you couldn’t delineate between day and night.
(Source: blaaargh, via sailormarsboobs-deactivated2013)