If I ever have a real conversation in my life, it'll be too soon.

• Abi Leeland: forget Goblin King
• Abi Leeland: that's david bowie!
• brandonheyer: who is the goblin king
• Abi: well yes
• Abi: but David Bowie is way more exciting
• brandonheyer: mostly because he is the goblin king
• Abi: pfft
• Abi: I disagree
• brandonheyer: because you are not the goblin king
• Abi: and nor are you
• brandonheyer: which is why I am not more exciting