hanabones:

Fuck these guys.

Is that Harold and Kumar?

internerd:

Right about the time artists became more skilled, observant, dextrous, and their tools became more precise than hafted flint chisels maybe?

Bodies are bodies, and whether you know it, like it, or not; Someone out there thinks that you’ve got the hottest arse they’ve ever ever seen.

Even hotter than that time they accidentally had the chicken & jalapeño sausage sandwich for lunch vs. the chicken apple sausage sandwich…

They literally think the sun shines out of your arse (not just those sausages you accidentally ordered).

Whatever, either way, there’s absolutely someone out there that loves you for you, finds you incredibly interesting, incredibly attractive, wants nothing more than to get hot and nasty with you… And probably doesn’t give a flying fuck about the history of art.

Just saying…

OH HEY GUYS LOOK AT THOSE IMAGES OF WOMEN, AND THEN LOOK AT THOSE IMAGES OF IDOLIZED SIGNS OF FERTILITY: AKA “POP ME OUT A FUCKING BOY — I SHALL MAKE YOU HAVE GOOD BIRTHING HIPS AND HUGE MILKING TITS”

Seriously though. You are comparing a neolithic mindset where you need fucking kids to survive so the woman better have big fucking hips to pop out all of your fucking kids and big fucking titties to feed all your fucking kids because, who knows when you’ll have some raw tiger flesh for them — to a post/Renaissance study of the body / portraiture.

And beyond that, as Keir pointed out, it was all about the evolution of an art form, and I really don’t the Leonardo was focusing on Mona Lisa popping out his strapping men children for the rest of her life.

Let’s get educated before we put some text on top of images we don’t understand to try to perpetuate an agenda that (through reasons stated by Keir) is completely unnecessary.

Stay comfortable my friend.

(Source: eloquentpie)

sparemefromthemold:

nganla:

pantslessprogressive:

“Of course, it’s not enough for us to increase student aid.  We can’t just keep subsidizing skyrocketing tuition; we’ll run out of money.  States also need to do their part, by making higher education a higher priority in their budgets.  And colleges and universities have to do their part by working to keep costs down.  Recently, I spoke with a group of college presidents who’ve done just that.  Some schools re-design courses to help students finish more quickly.  Some use better technology.  The point is, it’s possible.  So let me put colleges and universities on notice:  If you can’t stop tuition from going up, the funding you get from taxpayers will go down. 

Higher education can’t be a luxury – it’s an economic imperative that every family in America should be able to afford.” - President Obama

—> Saw this, & was like GO OBAMA! o.o”..

THANK YOU

He put something on notice!

Ok, maybe initial impression does not translate perfectly to actual comparison. 

oliphillips:

Society

by Anton Semenov

(via thatgirlyoulike)

palegirlinthecity:

lower:

londie:

Apparently Jareth the Goblin King has to take public transportation like the rest of us, who knew. 

…

“You have thirteen hours in which to solve the labyrinth, before your baby brother becomes one of us… forever. ”

Please tell me the subway car started singing and dancing to Magic Dance.

You remind me of the babe!

londie:

Apparently Jareth the Goblin King has to take public transportation like the rest of us, who knew. 

…

“You have thirteen hours in which to solve the labyrinth, before your baby brother becomes one of us… forever. ”

christinahaberkern:

While researching artwork for a future wedding project, I realized that people really need to stop referring to “Save the Dates” as “STDs”.

O_O

(Source: out-of-plain-sight, via nicenfroosh)

No, but really. Google does it right.